Dear California,
Concerning your current financial state I thought I might offer a few helpful words of advice. Please, in the future consider NOT hiring an actor as your head of state. I know you all thought it was cute when you voted him in. You all thought “I loved him in 'Kindergarten Cop,' what's the worst that can happen?” Well, I just want you to remember while you attempt to trade your I.O.U.'s for a sack of potatoes that just because you all think someone is “cool” doesn't mean they should be deciding your policy. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Marquis Des Moines
P.S. If you consider drinking bleach anytime soon, you better make sure that you really want to die. Poison control probably won't be able to help you.
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