I am the New World Order.
G.W. Bush got elected because Rehnquist owed me $25.
The Elders of Zion weren't all that old until they crashed at my place for a week.
Elite members of the Hashishin feed my cat while I'm on vacation.
Alex Jones has nightmares about me.
“Zeitgeist” might as well have been entitled “What I did during my Summer vacation.”
I'm the reason you didn't get that promotion, and why everything costs so much.
I go drinking with Adam Weishaupt and smoke up with Aleister Crowley.
I write high level Illuminati secrets on bathroom stalls.
The Secret Muslims and I get together for coffee every Sunday.
The Eye in the pyramid is there just so I can check out your ass.
David Icke only started believing in lizard people after seeing me hungover.
The Merovingian Kings send me Christmas cards.
If things are going wrong with your life, I encourage you to blame me.
Someone needs to take responsibility for you.
